March 18, 2012
Book Review: Snake Woman of Little Egypt by Robert Hellenga
February 27, 2012
Austenland by Shannon Hale
I'm always a bit irked when I sit down -knuckles cracked, coffee poured- to write a review on some marvelous book I discovered only to find I'm late to the game and it's already been made into a major motion picture. At least this one hasn't been released yet, but still. Humph.Austenland is the story of a young woman (33, which is younger than me, and therefore qualified as young) who, like many of us, is a HUGE Jane Austen fan dreaming of one day meeting her Mr. Darcy. This idea of perfect romance has become so entrenched in her that she can no longer even attempt a relationship with an actual man. An elderly relative understands this about her, and leaves her a vacation to Austenland in her will.
Austenland is a (presumably) fictional place where we pathetic Regency wannabes of means can do what we've always fantasized and immerse ourselves in Austen's world for whatever duration that can be afforded. Visitors are issued a Regency wardrobe complete with corset and bloomers, and are tended by a maid to dress them and arrange their hair. Their electronics are confiscated and replaced with embroidery hoops, and a new identity is created for them so they can fully immerse themselves in a world of pretend, populated by actors paid to be equivalent Darcys and Bingleys and Wickhams to palpitate the guests' desperate hearts.
Jane Hayes doesn't want to go, but decides it may be her last chance to get Mr. Darcy out of her system so that she may finally function in the real world as a fully operational adult. She goes through phases of resistance and withdrawal, finally resolving to truly act the part and make the most of the ridiculous scenario she finds herself in. Along the way she must mingle with middle-aged women pretending to be twenty, a handsy "uncle," a trio of top-hatted suitors, and a gardener who appears to be just as bewildered by the whole thing as she is. By the end, the question is no longer whether she can shake Mr. Darcy, but who and what around her is real.
This is the most perfect bit of Jane Austen fan fiction I've come across. The reader is no longer separated from Austen's imagination by overzealous writers flinging semi-colons and pretentious words around like Jackson Pollock. Jane Hayes is the literary incarnation of the reader, and Hale writes with a true sense of herself and the fact that she is not Jane Austen but nonetheless a very talented writer who would never say "nonetheless." Hale's wit rivals Austen's own, but in a 21st century sense.
Looking over the cast for the film on imdb, I think they've done a halfway job of rounding out my imaginings. Felicity -oops, I mean Keri Russell- is Jane Hayes and Jennifer Coolidge is the ridiculous Miss Charming, those two are perfect. But their choice for Mrs. Wattlesbrook, who I saw as a rotund jowly creature is Jane Seymour? And Mr. Nobley, the Mr. Darcy character, is someone I've never heard of with ears that look like they could pick up signals for SETI. Humph again. Well, maybe he's better in motion.

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February 10, 2012
Telesa- The Covenant Keeper, by Lani Wendt Young
Now imagine that it wasn't Edward with the special powers, but Bella. And Bella isn't as annoying, doesn't snarl as often or stick her nose up at everything and everyone around her. And instead of a dark forest in the Pacific Northwest, they're in the tropical paradise of Samoa, with muscular tattooed rugby players and exotic beauties and a conflicting mixture of devout religious observation and violence.
Leila is the daughter of an American Peace Corps volunteer and a beautiful Samoan native. But after her mother is reportedly killed in a hurricane, her father brings her to live with his wealthy mother on the East coast. As a biracial teen Leila has a hard time fitting in, especially in the posh all-girl schools her grandmother insists upon. When her father dies suddenly, his last wish is that Leila will never attempt to return to Samoa. This request seems so nonsensical and mysterious that Leila becomes even more curious about her Samoan heritage and decides to visit.
Upon reaching the land of her birth, Leila is surprised by the cold welcome she receives from her remaining family there, but is determined to prove that not all American teenagers are wild, and also to find out about her mother. She enrolls in school and is unfailingly obedient and mannerly. One day a frighteningly beautiful woman arrives claiming to be Leila's mother. Leila's aunt tells her the woman is "Telesa," a sort of elemental goddess of Polynesian lore. It sounds crazy, but when kissing a local rugby star causes her to burst into flame, Leila must face the idea that there's more to the myths -and to her mother- than most people realize.
What makes this book stand out is the Polynesian element. The islands of the Pacific have long held a romantic appeal for millions. This book takes the reader away from the chain hotels and tourist traps into the real Samoa, a proud and beautiful culture. The author is herself from Samoa, and teaches there, and has seen how little is out there in pop culture that Polynesian youth can relate to. She did an outstanding job. In any other setting this book would be just another of hundreds of Twilight fan fiction novels, but Young made it her own. Her love for the people and culture of Samoa really shines through.
According to this review / interview, Young has been in touch with people in the film industry. If they do translate this book into film, I hope Samoa is prepared for the influx of rabid women that will descend upon it!

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November 12, 2011
Persuade Me by Juliet Archer

Juliet Archer has recreated Jane Austen’s classic novels in her “Darcy & Friends” series. While I have not had the pleasure of reading the other book in this series, Archer instantly hooked me after the first few chapters in “Persuade Me,” the second book in the sequence. Based on Austen’s “Persuasion,” Archer recreates the scenes of Bath, Lyme Regis, and the luxurious Kellynch estate, while transforming the central characters into relatable individuals in today’s age.
The novel revolves around Anna Elliot, a Russian Literature professor, and her past lover, Rick Wentworth. After falling madly in love in France, Anna’s wealthy family forces her to sever ties with Rick after deeming his simple beginnings as unfit for a woman from the Kellynch estate. Years later, after publishing a bestseller book on the sexual activities of marine animals and pursuing a seven-week book tour, Rick reenters Anna’s life with one purpose: to put the past behind him. Armed with moderate wealth, swooning fans, and a supermodel girlfriend, Rick wants to show Anna how much she gave up all those years ago. However, as the two characters meet for the first time in ten years, things become complicated. Between Anna’s sisters-in-law vying for Rick’s attention, the mysterious masseuse Cléopatra Clé warming up to Anna’s wealthy father, and her sister’s, Mona, complicated marriage, Archer keeps the reader guessing what will happen next.
Even if you are not familiar with Jane Austen’s “Persuasion,” Archer draws the reader into her world of undying love and family issues. The book presents the viewpoints of both Rick and Anna, allowing the reader to delve into the psyches of both characters and discovering how simple misunderstandings lead to humorous and entertaining plot turns. I found this novel impossible to put down and highly recommend it to any reader who enjoys the complexity of Jane Austen’s novels or just wants a good romance novel to curl up with. I will certainly be on the lookout for Archer’s next novel and wondering which characters she will chose next to introduce to the twenty-first century.
Four and a half stars.

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August 2, 2011
River's Song by Melody Carlson
One day while canoeing in the river Anna encounters an anthropologist who seeks to learn more about the native peoples of the area. She invites the woman to her home to look at her grandmother's things, and they begin a friendship that inspires Anna to convert her parents' home into an inn and stay on the river rather than return to her mother-in-law's home. She also discovers that at 40 her life is just beginning.

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May 9, 2011
Book Review of The Band of Gypsies by Enrico Antiporda
Traveling within the chapters of a book is my favorite past time. A novel can take me to exotic places in the cozy comfort of a couch. No grueling plane rides to deal with, no passengers crowding my space. At the speed of a Kindle download, I can be in the mud-slicked wharves of old London, the shikumen-crowded alleys of new Shanghai or the verdant hills of sunny Tuscany. This time, I bought an ebook ticket to Northern Spain in a region known as the Spanish Basque Country.
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May 1, 2011
The Final Note, by Kevin Alan Milne
The Final Note is out May 11. I hope you'll read the rest of my review, but if you're a skimmer like me, I'll start with this: Buy it. Rent it. Borrow it. Do whatever it is you do when you want to read a book. Because you'll want to read this one.This is one of those stories where I really don't want to give away too much (unlike Little Bee!). I want you to let it unfold for you in its own special way.
Plot: We meet Ethan Bright as he is dealing with his wife's car accident. As the story unfolds, the reader learns their love story -- how they met and fell in love, the trials they faced as a young married couple, and the present day crisis which threatens to bring Ethan to his own demise.
You could say that their story is no different from any of our own. In fact, I found myself even more drawn to this story because I saw similarities in my own love story.
About a month ago, my long-time boyfriend and I got engaged. As we plan our wedding, I am looking forward to the years long past that day. Like Ethan and Anna, he is my best friend. In many ways, he reminds me of Ethan. Ethan's family dynamic growing up and his current work ethic are very similar to my fiancee.
Ethan starts out with big dreams, but as he and Anna grow older, he becomes consumed with work, sacrificing time with his family, much to Anna's annoyance. They face the age-old question of whether money equals happiness.
I often think about this in relation to my own life. There's a delicate balance between providing for one's family and enjoying one's family. And in an instant, it can all be taken away. I think it's a balance we can all relate to and what makes this book feel so close to home and so readable.
Characters: I'm a sucker for supporting characters. Of course I loved the complexity of Ethan and the kindness of Anna. But, my favorite character is Ethan's grandfather. He is the conscious of the novel, revealing it's inner message in a most special and heart-wrenching way.
Structure: Ethan is a lover of music, which explains part of the book's title, which is also a reference to the "true love notes" that Anna writes to Ethan throughout their marriage. As a nod to Ethan, the book is structured like a song, with four "verses" and a prelude and postlude. The verses mirrored the major changes in Ethan's life, while the chapters within them kept the book moving.
I can't remember the last time I read a book in one sitting, much less a book that clocked in at over 350 pages. But this book? Had me curled up for an entire Sunday afternoon, and by the end, had me shedding a couple tears. If you love a good story, well rounded characters, and a strong, relatable message, you should pick up The Final Note. 5 stars.
While I received a free copy of this book for review purposes, my comments are all my own.
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